Pooch Breaches Hafod Security

Despite reassurances from ‘our’ politicians, the Environment Agency and Murky Waste that security the Hafod Landfill Site would be improved it was again breeched last night. The intrepid intruder managed to sneak on site unnoticed and remain there all night, escaping the attention of the state of the art video monitoring system.

When a waste monkey opened the gate this morning the dastardly intruder made his bid for freedom; he is currently being debugged by the protest group whilst enjoying a nice plate of Lincolnshire Sausages.

Well done Pooch, you’re a star.

Truly Amazing!

Wow!

Little Chef Profits Boost!

Confusion was in the air at the gates of Hafod this morning as the waste monkeys left without tipping! As the protesters speculated as to the reason, Dull and his mates hurried along to the Little Chef. Grandad said he thought he’d passed a sign saying Dull was to have an extra egg on his Olympic breakfast; the waste monkeys excitedly turned their trucks and followed Dull. And like the star over the stable in Bethlehem there it was, a sign....

(They'd even painted it blue to match his truck, ah bless!)